We're back (Much to my displeasure) (Be Quiet, Custard!)

Hmph, another one of these?! I thought we were listening to our slave read a book to us, like we can understand her language!
That's Later, Custard, Have you /seen/ how much someone wanted to see us?!
Touche
Anyway. Hey Guys!
Humph
*Sighs* Custard.
What?
*Sighs*
*Completely forgets people can hear him* Look, they wanted us to do another post, so I thought I would talk about our super hero past.
*Shrugs*
You don't care either way, do you?
*Shrugs once more*
*Sighs*

 Anyway.
Before we became household pets, we Guinea Pigs lived peacefully in the land of Animali, along with every type of animal out there. It was a bit like the documentary 'Zootopia'. 

 That wasn't a-

 Anyway, when the humans - I mean no offence by this - came into our peaceful land and started to kill all the animals, we decided it was our job to stop them.

 But, one killer comes in the silence; Old age. I have no idea how old we are, but we're old enough to have to stop fighting crime.

 So, we ended up as household pets, and eventually, a little girl bought us. I can tell that she loves us dearly, and we love her dearly, though Custard would never admit it.

*Laughs* What? What're you on about?

As I said, never admit it.

 Hey!!

Mooving on.

 Actually.. There isn't that much to move on to. We'll see you next time!

Bye.

Comments

  1. Catherine HawthornOctober 9, 2017 at 8:08 PM

    Heehee, thanks for the laugh, Ral. Needed that :)

    Catherine

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    1. RalraymeeOctober 10, 2017 at 12:41 AM

      No Worries, Catherine! I love making people laugh. Also, I /still/ have no idea how they keep doing that, and how they were superheroes... I don't understand..

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  2. KendraOctober 10, 2017 at 3:24 PM

    Aw I love these posts that your guinea pigs write. :)

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  3. Grace MarieOctober 10, 2017 at 8:49 PM

    This made me smile, thank you! ^_^

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  4. SarahOctober 11, 2017 at 12:25 AM

    D'awww, this was awesome ^-^

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  5. AndreaOctober 11, 2017 at 12:36 PM

    Heheh, funny XD Custard is awesome XD

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  6. MiddleEarthMusicianOctober 11, 2017 at 1:09 PM

    This was hilarious, Ral! XD Great post!!! XD XD XD
    (Love that you read to them. ;-D)

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  7. QuinleyOctober 16, 2017 at 9:38 AM

    Awesome post, Ral!:) I love reading posts by your guinea pigs!:)
    -Quinley

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    1. RalraymeeOctober 17, 2017 at 5:12 PM

      Thankyou! :D I seriously have no idea how they do it!

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  8. CossetteNovember 3, 2017 at 9:34 AM

    Since Custard did comment about "another one of these," I gather there was another post like this? I'm gonna go look for it!

    That aside, Custard is rather endearing :D I'd definitely want to a story-time about some adventures from the superhero past XD

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    1. RalraymeeNovember 17, 2017 at 7:32 PM

      Yes, There is! Sorry I did not see until now, I've had a lot going on :D

      Yes, he is quite :D Cossette Chan you've just given me an idea... :D

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